She and the baby were whisked away by ambulance and they are in Aurora, CO doing fine. The plane continued on to Ohio or wherever it was supposed to go....
How messed up would THAT be?
You are on a plane and some lady's water breaks... there is blood and mucous and membranes and placenta and umbilical cords and 'gina.
The story said there were 2 nurses and a Dr. on board to assist... as well as flight attendants ... and they took over the back of the plane for the birthin'.
Eww. Talk about yer stains.....
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And then there was a story on Yahoo about the Sun-maid Raisin girl gettin a makeover. She went from looking like this, the raisin girl I know and love from the 1970's....
To....VOILA! This new raisin girl. *cough* lookit her raisins *cough*
She's not SO different from the 1970 version...exept for her bigger *cough* raisins *cough*
I dunno man. I guess Sex. Sells. Raisins.
I think the next time I'm feeling a bit randy... I'm gonna give Furry Husband a new pack o' raisins and we'll see where it takes us. To new heights I'm sure. (rolling of eyes)
Maybe instead of changing Sun-Maid raisin girl's *cough* raisins *cough*... they should update her hat...
4 comments:
First- GROSS
Second- The raisins reminded me of a trick I learned long ago in a high school art class (not as part of the curriculum, BTW). I have linked a page here: http://beunproductive.com/indian-butter-trick/
But the gist of it is to get a box of Land O Lakes butter, cut the butter box the indian is holding so that it is a 'lift up flap', cut out her knees from the image on the back of the box and tape them to the inside of the front of the box behind your lift up flap. Voila, you have butter indian holding up her own tatas!
Hahaha. Sad to say but that's capitalism for you. Its the root of all evil. And I think they use sex to sell just about everything now-days. The world is a messed up place.
despite the rumors, the new Sun Maid girl actually looks relatively conservative compared to most digitized females
Heather - HA! I know that trick but had completely forgotten it!
Yousef - Yup!
Eric - yeah - next to video game babes, she's certainly modest ... and yet, it's little boxes of raisins... so I dunno why they gave her tata's?
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