Had a funny story from a morning I was there -
Stopped at a place to get some eggs one morning – it was cheaper than The Corner Bakery or Au Bon Pain… there were two women inside, one waiting for food ... the other sitting at the counter eating a breakfast sammich.
The one waiting for food was mad about a co-worker and talking very loudly… was calling her a “muther fu*&#ing rat tooth muther fu*&er”
Alrighty then. Turns out I didn’t need much coffee that morning, eye opening enough at 7am. Grin.
I bought a sea salt caramel at a place called Chop’t - it's a salad place at lunch. Good thing I only bought one. Those things are like crack and I turned into a sea salt caramel crack whore. I wanted 20 or 30 of those rat tooth muther f*&ing candies…. didn’t have time, had to get back to class cuz my lunch break was over.
Furry Husband was struggling with first milker goat teats while I was away. They are very tiny, teensy, small in his big man hands and the goats were objecting … lots of kicked over buckets. Poor Furry Husband. Good thing goats don’t speak… they are learned lots of good cuss words last week… maybe as much as me!
3 comments:
OH GOD AU BON PAIN I would drop this stupid no-grains diet in a HEARTBEAT for an au bon pain chocolate croissant. Good thing I wasn't in DC!
ROFL, rat toothed MFer salted caramels are GOOD. I make them every year for Christmas presents.
oh man! I am gonna remember that phrase. I like the colorful way you can hurl a string of rightforthe moment words. Somedays just call for it! Gad, I can guess that that worker has a REAL potty mouth when she's really pissed though. I am a little twisted when it comes to colorful profanity though. Seems I can come up with a string of words that'll make a sailor blush. I don't use them at work though..control..yessiree..self control! and Washington DC? How fun and interesting is that! I'll have to go some day. And I've heard about salt caramels. That is a good idea for giving that goats milk caramel a kick! You have some new goats? I've struggled with a few of those miniature teats before and finally bought a madigan milker, or I think thats what its called. OMG!!! Shoulda done that ages ago. They are a serious help!!
AND good to hear from you!!
Shanster--You are too funny! Now I want a sea salt caramel. I hope your goats are doing well.
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