I talked to Mrs. Kravitz last night.
Mr. Kravitz is at Sturgis this week.
Mrs. Kravitz told me she's woken up every morning feeling great - no back pain, no knee pain, her ankle isn't giving her problems....
I groaned, "Oh no... it's not Jack Lalanne entering your body again is it?"
"No.. but I did think that for a second! No - it's not Jack Lalanne. I began thinking to myself tho'.... what is different about my day now that Mr. Kravitz is gone? And then it came to me! I have been turning on music and dancing around my house! It must be loosening me up like the Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz movie!"
Then she tells me she gets afraid at night because Mr. Kravitz is gone so she's been sleeping with a loaded Beretta gun under Mr. Kravitz's pillow.... and she isn't really sure if the safety is on or not. Does red mean it's on or does it mean it's off?
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I LOVE Mrs. Kravitz!!!
Sturgis huh!?? What in the world are they selling in Sturgis?? Has she been to Sturgis before...everyone might be carrying...so hope she stays safe! Its a pretty crazy place to be, but then again...maybe she'll fit in..LOL!
Hope Mrs. Kravitz has some heavy duty angels watching out for her!!
WhaT??? what's this about Jack Lalanne entering her body? !!!
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